Wise

Let's briefly discuss three artists (a very loose term) that I like. Firstly, Marc Johns. This man makes me wish that I had thought up all of those awesome things - not a very nice feeling at that. There's Martin Creed, installation artist who does the most intriguing things. He's not exactly a very articulate man, but actually communicates better in that sense. And Miranda July, you'll never guess the password.

They all begin with M.
I'd do 'Art Thursdays', but I lack the commitment.
I should've picked three artists all with the initials, 'MJ'.
Coincidence isn't on my side.
Joy, I'm always right (:

Octopus

rushing for time

i know i didn't post yesterday

oh and i don't have capital letters, brigitte was right

it is thursday

Said,

(3:46pm) I never drink coffee when, I mean (loll)...I drink coffee once and go "never again". Look what I did. It's been three hours since my coffee and I'm jumping around to the Indiana Jones theme song. Things got epic when it came back to the return chorus. Too much MLIA, too much internet, too much time in the day. BRAAAAINS. Hey, look Joy - I'm posting during the day! (3:48pm)

Please

The weather's dandy over here.

Joy, I think that you'll spontaneously combust before Thursday because of this proper grammar. It's quite nice though - I know that you know how to use proper grammar anyway.

I feel like I'm on brain break. It's as if school has tricked all of our brains into thinking that the holidays have come early. Maybe you should make up a punishment for me if I haven't studied enough for the day.

EDIT: Oh, I don't post in the day because even I procrastinate blog posting. Go figure..

Ask

It's hot and I don't really like it.
Do you think I can go a week with proper grammar?
Brig is on study break, haha. Why do you still post at night, if you are on your laptop all day?

To

Keister = buttocks

I really don't know if this works Brig

Finger

Giving Presentations

1. It is best in one's interest to assume that people are actually engaged in what you're saying, just that they don't have the capacity to look remotely interested at all.

2. With this in mind, try to act enthusiastic about your cause; your case; whatever.

3. When people do start arm shelfing and check their watch every now and then - keep going, don't mutter into the ends of your sentences.

4. Don't mutter anything, for that matter.