Friday, February 19, 2010

A Cordial Guide: To Make Other People Hate You (And Indulge In Light Narcissism)


1) Be friendly, but rather reserved. Refuse to share any information about yourself.

2) Introduce light sarcasm, use it at appropiate times to humiliate others.

3) Start to act condescending, remember, you matter more than others.

4) Are you listening to other people? You're not. It doesn't matter if you're not, because nobody else's opinion really does matter.

5) Come across as slightly incapable, only for people to find that you are actually, more than capable.

6) Act friendly again. It confuses people and they feel bad for being judgemental.

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