Absence Makes Me Run And Hide

In general, really. If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine. If you do, it's not funny. Here's my plan:

- Change my first and last name.

- Wear a wig.

- Wear outlandish glasses.

- Constantly hide underneath the stairs.

- Perhaps, change my accent.

- Act completely lost as to what has happened in the past.

Starting tomorrow.