WWMD?

Do you know that feeling when you are doing something, which is not particularly important (reader nods)...and you get this sudden urge to go to the bathroom, but you cannot be bothered? It's not like it's hard to stand up/walk or anything, but you are feeling like The Laziest Person On Earth?

"Yes Brigitte, I'm right there with you":

I bet that you can feel my pain right now, I'm being tortured.

"Uh...no."

Well, try it next time. Then you can join my club.