1. It makes anyone feel fancy to go through their schmancy RSS feeds on their iPhone.
2. Flicking through the paper stops anybody from talking to you in a café, public domain, etc.
3. They are looking for their long lost brother from afar, I suppose that reading the news will give some sort of hope.
4. Your newspaper grey-(I coin this colour as my own)-stained hands make you appear intellectual, or you're just working in a fish & chip shop.
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