Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Reasons Why Anyone Should Read The News

1. It makes anyone feel fancy to go through their schmancy RSS feeds on their iPhone.

2. Flicking through the paper stops anybody from talking to you in a café, public domain, etc.

3. They are looking for their long lost brother from afar, I suppose that reading the news will give some sort of hope.

4. Your newspaper grey-(I coin this colour as my own)-stained hands make you appear intellectual, or you're just working in a fish & chip shop.

4. Dare I say...they...actually...want to keep, informed...?

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