Obligatory

Forcing myself to write a post is like eating too many lacative filled mints.

I'd write about my day, but that's just horribly bloggy. I'd write about Joy, but I don't really think you need to know that much about her (just kidding, I will do that soon).

HOW TO NAME A BLOG

1. It has to be long enough to look aesthetically pleasing. But not too short to be overlooked.

2. This name is important, as your name is important to you (unless you are a self-name-hater). Don't let someone else decide for you.

3. It's not permanent, but still permanent in a way that whiteboard marker is when it doesn't come off.

4. Memorability. Possibly clichéd. But it really has to be memorable. Not rhyming, because that's yucky. But nice enough to stick in your mind.

5. Joy, please rename our blog.