I dislike your taste in music.
You are part of the mainstream crowd, who listen to those horrible top 40 tracks. Actually, you don't even listen to the top 40, you only listen to that radio station which everyone listens to, because you don't even have the initiative to explore beyond the tiny space you're standing in. Why don't you listen to real music? The type which isn't filled with auto-tune, fake drums sets and other loads of crap. All the artists you listen to aren't even real musicians, they are just people who dump a few tracks together and talk along to it (supposedly, 'singing').
I assume that you are superficial, and boring to talk to by your taste in music. I immediately judge you when you say, "I love this song!". You don't love it, everybody else does. When you have your music blaring out of your incomparably small speakers, I'm silently suffering as my ears slowly bleed. What do you own? A pink iPod. Is it covered in sequins? Don't lie. I assume that your music is not properly named, probably in sOME Stupid forM Of Title CASE (while I'm at it, I think that you have not used a serif font in your entire life). Also, your music is illegally downloaded, all of it. Unless you got an iTunes card, but I'm not sure if you know how to sign up for an Apple account; it might be a bit challenging for you.
That's okay. I do not really feel too sorry for you. You can just, sit in that tiny space you have trapped yourself in. Keep listening to that horrible music of yours. When people move on, you might too because that's what everyone else is doing. When you eventually attempt to listen to other types of music, maybe you'll see what you've been missing out on. Keep it up.
(please assume that I am completely taking the piss)