Boat Troubles

Imagine...that you're on a boat with six other people. Four of them like and only eat pork, two of them like and only eat ham. But you're a vegetarian. It's okay, you're all still friends and get along harmoniously. But alas, late in the night, some culprit decided to eat all pig-related products; leaving no food for your friends to eat. Turns out, you're a pig. You're not actually vegetarian, you have been gnawing on the scrappy bones your crew members have left you. They turn to you for help. They're not actually crew members, or friends, but are a society of cannibals. Because you're a pig, if they are cannibals, that means that they're all pigs too. You're...actually just hanging with six pigs on a boat. It's great, until you get turned into meaty goods for the six crew members on board to, eat.