This is the the first step, the quick browse - casual scanning of the general feel of the cubicle before inspecting further:
1. Is there a sufficient amount of toilet paper?
2. Is the toilet seat free of any sort of unknown specimen?
3. Is the floor free of anything you'd not want to step on in this life?
If you have replied yes to all three, take one step into the cubicle and inspect further:
4. Is there anything in the vicinity of the toilet, now that you've stepped in, which you'd not want to step on in this life?
5. Is the water in the toilet, clear? If it's blue, a-okay...it's just filled with dangerous chemicals.
6. Do all the buttons on the flush appear to be intact?
If you have replied yes to all three, go in the cubicle and do your business. But alas! Other problems may arise:
(7. Is the lock actually working? Nobody wants to hold the door while they go to the bathroom, it's horribly inconvenient.)
(8. If you have a bag, is the hook existing/capable of holding your bag? Nobody wants to watch their bag dangle precariously while they go to the bathroom.)
And there you have it, hopefully this will enable you to make your natural bathroom habits in the public domain more enjoyable, if not more profound.
and nobody wants to put their bag on yucky toilet floor where somebody could reach under and take it
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