One Can:

Never really be busy unless they don't have time to write a blog post. Ergo - I am not really that busy. Work to do anyway.

Blargh.

Am I in a bad mood because I'm tired, or am I tired because I'm in a bad mood?

I like to plan evil spite ploys against people I don't like.

When I'm alone in my room, I still feel embarrassed when Mariah Carey pops up on shuffle.

The name Dywane reminds me of turtles.

Okay okay, bye.