Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bottle Neck Tiny

If you squeeze a bottle and put it up to your chin - it will stay sucked to your chin. I'm only saying this because I currently have a bottle suctioned to my chin. Now I want more bottles, five more. Five bottles stuck to my face. Oh god, my chin is probably...tiny now - bottle neck tiny. That should be a new term for tiny. Bottle neck tiny. Nothing is comparably tinier than a bottle neck. The annoying things. Bottle necks.

"Hey, your fingers are bottle neck tiny."
"Thanks, so is your face."
"You've never been good at comebacks."
"I know, I know."

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