Saturday, September 11, 2010

Littering

If you killed a litter of kittens, without anyone knowing - you'd think that everyone would know.

You visit your local dairy, you think that the shopkeeper (whom you've known for three and a half years) knows of your crime, he recommended that you should buy the milk on special. You arrive home to see your mum looking at pets on trademe, it's probably some indirect way of saying, "Hey, I know that you killed a litter of kittens. Just tell me so that we can get on with our lives". Your dad starts to tell you heartfelt anecdotes about that small siamese called Max who fell asleeptooclose by the fireplace. Your friend has started breeding kittens, just so that there can be more loving cat owners in the world.

Damn.

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