Travelisticmicabilitisabilism.

I am kind of screwed if I am getting charged for this internet. Holidays bemuse me, I eat a lot, I walk around a lot and I watch a lot more television than I usually do. Jet lag is annoying, but not annoying enough to annoy me.

Hotel pens are nice.

Okay Joy, I might. But it's kind of pointless if I have to go by car to walk my dog. See the irony? Oh yeah, didn't I tell you? Can you please come over in the next three days or so to visit me?