oh what a feeling

i'm going to tell you 2 stories.

okay firstly i went for a run at 8.20pm, which is just after the sun set. i was running along and everything was wonderful. it smelt fresh, the air was lovely and cool, there weren't that many people around (by the way this is in a lovely bike trail so i had grass and trees and a little stream nearby) and i was really energetic, i was having a great time.
then as i go along, i guess the first bad thing that happened was a bug flew into my eye. it was tiny, but it did take a while for it to come out. that was annoying but not too bad right?
about 20 minutes in, i've turned around (running back home you know) and my knee and my foot start hurting (right leg by the way, that's my bad leg). okay that happens sometimes, it's not too bad yet. so i keep going.
then i decide to put my watch in my pocket (you know those shorts with the pocket on the inside?) i try to find my pocket, and it's not there. ohhh joy you idiot, how hard is it to put on a pair of shorts the right way around? i considered changing but there wasn't any place to hide, and i guess they were bike shorts so you couldn't really tell.
next thing is my foot was hurting too much so i go 'right, ill just take my shoes off, barefoot running is better and i have to get home'. so there i go running off - bare feet, carrying my shoes and with my shorts back to front. a group of girls on scooters pass me and stare at me.
that's not even all, not even a few minutes after taking my shoes off, my OTHER ankle is hurting, and i guess the right one a bit, so i have to put my shoes back on. when i put them on something weird happens, my foot pretty much went retarded but it would be too hard explaining it here. but i end up running back, and by then all i wanted was to get home.

oh and just a random fact here, did you know the fitter you are, the more you sweat? it's so unfair, its as if the word wants us to be unfit. but then if you are too fat you sweat more as well.

okay that went on for too long, i was planning on just telling you about my shorts being backwards, but a lot happened on that run.
next one, i'll keep it short:
i had just come out of the shower, bathroom to be exact. so i just had a towel on (oh god if you are imagining this stop) and i was drinking from a drink bottle because, well it was just after the run so i brought a drink bottle with me to the bathroom, smart hey? but as i walk into my room i spill some water on me. now usually this would be 'oh no i'm wet' but since i was just in a towel i could wipe it off easy! how funny is that :D