- my thoughts in the supermarket
What One Could Do With Thirty Two Toilet Rolls:
1. Be the mostclichédpersononearth and unravel the stuff over a poor person's house (poor in a sympathetic respect, not impoverished).
2. Use them as a substitute for party streamers, they are probably a lot cheaper.
3. Repackage them in pretty paper and sell them in a boutique shop.
4. Soak them in water and throw them from twenty storey buildings at random pedestrians.
5. Eat it, five squares at a time while discussing the political situation in Nepal.
6. Invite some friends over and have a creative mummy challenge (sigh, PE is never too good for one).
7. Maybe, just maybe - use it as toilet paper over a long period of time.
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My perspective of Roger McGough's poetry have changed. Two years can do wonders.
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